Sometimes our patron news deity the Maw opens beneath my feet like a toothy sinkhole, and sometimes it leaps up and slobbers all over my face like an exhilarated labradoodle after a weekend at the kennels.
Down boy! Down, you ridiculous creature! Stop putting your tentacles in my ear. Who wanna biscuit? Do you wanna biscuit? Well, you can’t have a biscuit – the only things I have to offer are new PC games. Here’s what’s coming down the chute this week.
Monday 21st July
Tuesday 22nd July
- Wildgate is the latest “Sea Of Thieves in space”. Based on the trailer, I rate it six warps out of Picard.
- Cipher Zero has you solving glyph puzzles that appear to correspond to evolving pixel landscapes and a mood of mounting historical cataclysm. Slight Gorogoa vibes.
- Hell Clock is a dark fantasy action roguelite inspired by the “War of Canudos” in 19th century Brazil.
Wednesday 23rd July
- Wheel World – the latest from Nidhogg devs Messhof – is an open world biking sim about saving spirits and crafting the slickest bloody Penny Farthing known to science.
Thursday 24th July
Friday 25th July
I can’t remember what the rest of the RPS editorial team are up to this week because I spent the whole morning meeting dying for the loo. I believe there are reviews, guides, news and features in the works. My plans include some tentative follow-up necromancy. How about you?
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