Soccer meets monster truck rally is truly one hell of a pitch for a video game. And they absolutely nailed it. Boppin’ around with your buddies, bouncing an oversized soccer ball at each other, and driving a fatty truck is as close to heaven as most of us poor sinners will ever get. Ford and Rocket League devs collaborated on designing a souped up F-150 model for the game that quickly became a fan favorite. Especially in Florida (probably).
Vapid Trophy Truck ‘GTA V’
Rockstar Games
Vapid, a fictional car maker in Grand Theft Auto V is modeled after famed U.S. car maker Ford. The Vapid Trophy Truck was released as part of the ‘Cunning Stunts’ update and this baby is meant to off-road. High suspension, silky smooth but still chonkin’ turns, it’s a dream to drive and a blast to do ridiculous in-game physics experiments with.
All The Trucks in ‘Euro Truck Simulator 2’
SCS Software
Guys want one thing and it’s f***ing disgusting truck realism. Euro Truck Simulator 2 has a name which is incredible to say to a group of non-gamers and some of the most realistic driving in video games. When Death Stranding released and fans half joked that it was a delivery simulator, Euro Truck players doffed their mesh sided baseball caps and said a collective “first time eh?” This game strives for realism, which means feeling like the king of the road as you travel across Europe in a big ass, chonky truck.
The M35 Mako from ‘Mass Effect’
EA
Oh Mako, my Mako. I long for the days when I played Mass Effect for the first time. The original game is perfection. You could cruise over alien landscapes and just constantly flip over. This is the granddaddy of chonkers. Some fans complain about the Mako, it’s cool down time, it’s unwieldiness, it’s tendency to constantly flip over… To them I say, have you no soul? Can you not handle the chonk? Clearly, these naysayers must live joyless, chunky boi free lives. And that makes me weep oily gasoline tears.
I hope you’ve enjoyed chatting about trucks today. Happy driving and happy gaming.
